Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Wolfjob.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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