Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Your mom.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

your mom was so fat that she died.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Wigan.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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