- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

kill yourself

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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