- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

I like your hair

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

scientology.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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