What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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