"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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