Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Vote this down and get DOXED

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

YOU

911 jokes are just plane wrong

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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