a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Safe sex MR

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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