- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Logan's gay

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Santa isn't real

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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