- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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