Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

I love pissing people off :P

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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