who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did Delaware? A coat.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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