What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Anti Joke

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