- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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