Reading the Terms and Conditions

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

whats white jizz

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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