What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Replacement Referees

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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