Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Women's rights.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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