- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Moral

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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