How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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were at work systems r down

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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