- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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