What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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