- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

mmm i love marble bumhole

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What did death say to life? Go die

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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