where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Penis

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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4 hours later.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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