I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

V I T A M I N C !

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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