Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Justin Bieber.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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