- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

i like it in the mouth

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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