A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Miscarriages.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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