Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

penis?

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Skrillex.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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