- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

The Moon Landing.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

whats 1 + 1? 2

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

i like it in the mouth

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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