What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Rebecca Black

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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