How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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