im watching you..

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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GONNA

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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You're a frog

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You're tall.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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