- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

whats 1 + 1? 2

The Moon Landing.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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