- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Soccer...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

go F*** yourself

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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