- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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