- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed wink Parent: whut?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo