- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

hi

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??