The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

whats black? the colour

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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