Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

there once was a black man who played basketball

I love pissing people off :P

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Chris Bosh's neck

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

no really what are ur names?

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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