- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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