- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say it ten times fast: oh

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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