Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

thomas!!!!

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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