- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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