How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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