- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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