- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did the fish say after he

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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