- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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