What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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