19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

identical jokes get different votes.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Your dads dead. lol

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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