- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Christianity.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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