- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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