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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

a seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

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