- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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