Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Neil Lewis

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

You know what's cool? Yep.

A seal walks into a club.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

epic win?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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