Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

National security?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Your gay

Keanu Reaves

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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