What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Poop

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Anti Joke

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