- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

I can count to potato.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??