What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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men

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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