- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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