- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I need to start studying.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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