- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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