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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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