- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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