What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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