What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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