What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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