Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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KOOKABURRA

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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NASCAR

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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