What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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