A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Jokes Ki Duniya

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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