what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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im @ work, LOL.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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shut up elliot

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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anus

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