- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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