Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

u suck

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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