why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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