What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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