What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Anti Joke

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