Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Soccer...

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

j.p. is dumb

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

darude- sandstorm

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...