- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Chris Bosh's neck

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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