- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Dyslexia ruels!

A baby seal walks into a club.

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