How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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