19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Obama being reelected.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Bad grammers.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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