While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Ben Affleck

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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hard cheese

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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